• police: you're under arrest
  • me: no i'm not
  • police: shit

How to kill a spider

zayngels69:

Get a piece of tissue paper

Approach it slowly

And very carefully

Burn the house down

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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