im tired of tumblrplug

this site is 10000000 times better. i got 1427 followers from it today (:


17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?” 

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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

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